- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

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