what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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