Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

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Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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Click here to end the world.

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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I have a horse.

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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