- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

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