- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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