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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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