Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Communism hehe xd

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

hers a joke... japanese people

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

Nobody cares maddie!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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