- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

What's big and purple? Barney

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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