- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

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