- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

guess what>? your mum lol

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

I went to work today....

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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