- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What is green and slow Grass.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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