- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

what are three short words? i a am

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

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