A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

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If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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What is a jew in space? Dead

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Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

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I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

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A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

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Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

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What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

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KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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