why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

I enjoy Popcorn

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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