A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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