- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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