- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Who is it?

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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