- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

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