whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

You know what's funny? Rape

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

homosexual rights to marriage

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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