- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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