Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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