If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

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Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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