bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOw you have no life

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

The New York Giants

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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