Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Roses are flowers.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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