Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Look. I just enjoy a few drinks every now and then. I mean, I can quit whenever I want to. That's no reason to start people calling names.. Wait, no. That's not.. Look. How much do you drink every day, huh? Why not ask that? And why do I have to be the one changing your stupid light bulb? If it's sooooo important that the light bulb be changed, do it yourself, you lazy bastard. Don't rely on other people to do your work for you.

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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