Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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