- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

that wall over there ->

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Whats the defination of cruelty

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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