A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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Tunechi

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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A man walks into a vagina

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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