- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

123 f*ck off

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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