But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

Gus's mom

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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