What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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2 * 2 * 2 * 3 * 2417

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

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A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

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Well... My reputation is still kinda exaggerated apparently. What you experienced is called astral projection, some people claim it is the same as lucid dreaming, I beg to differ, the difference is vast. You basically just admitted that people believe much more in you, than you believe in yourself, without believing hypnosis does not work, people are like "bah its just suggestions", its true, but underestimating the power of suggestions is a pretty bad call.

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An man walks to a bra

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

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sky's sty

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

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What is 9+10? 19

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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