So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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