- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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