- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

what is 3+3= 8

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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