a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

What has two legs? Half a cat

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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