- Anti Joke

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Dwarf Shortage

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

[Set up] [No punch line]

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Gus's mom

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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