- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

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