- Anti Joke

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What hurts like hell? HELL

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"