- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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