- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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