- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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