- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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