What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

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How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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why did the black guy say he was ridin' dirty? because its been weeks since he last took it to the coin op, he's busy working as an I.T Specialist.

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

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A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

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A white man walks into a bar. He stabs 4 people and 1 escapes with extremem blood hemorages. his fanily later finds him bleeding on their family car. They take him to the hospital where he is put on life support. Later that night they are told there is nothing the doctors can do and the man slips away in his sleep. Who is to blame? The black guy in prison.

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Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

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Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

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Your mother is so fat that it became a problem affecting everyone close in her life. Her new year's resolution was to lose weight, and surprisingly, has become quite healthy since then.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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