- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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