A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" Surprised, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named 'Bob'?"

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A white man walks into a bar. He stabs 4 people and 1 escapes with extremem blood hemorages. his fanily later finds him bleeding on their family car. They take him to the hospital where he is put on life support. Later that night they are told there is nothing the doctors can do and the man slips away in his sleep. Who is to blame? The black guy in prison.

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

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Your mother is so fat that it became a problem affecting everyone close in her life. Her new year's resolution was to lose weight, and surprisingly, has become quite healthy since then.

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

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whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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A man walked into a bar owch

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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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Whats green? The color green.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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hey hey apple

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a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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