- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

Knock, Knock Come in

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

Misner is a twat.

My Nan, that is all.

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

knock knock Dave's not here.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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