- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

yolo your orange looks orange

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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