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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

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