- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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