- Anti Joke

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Whats green? The color green.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

hey hey apple

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

A man walked into a bar owch

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream