Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

This is a joke.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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