- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Who is John Galt?

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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