- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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