- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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