- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

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