- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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