What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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