- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

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