- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

This statement is false.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

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