A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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-I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Billy was taking a stroll in the forest, when suddenly he met a bear. Billy remember what his father had taught him, and quikly lied down on the ground, pretending to be dead. The bear started licking Billy's face. Still he remained calm. The bear bit off Billys finger. Still he did not move. When the bear ate Billy's foot, he nearly panicked. But thinking of his wife and children he mustered his last remaining strenght, and did not move a muscle. If he tried to run or fight the bear he would surely die and never see them again. Then the bear ate Billys head.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer...and the other is a watermelon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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