- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Your mother is average.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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