A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

every knight i see an owl at window

So a seal walks into a club.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Barack Obama is a good president.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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