What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

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what's worse than both your parents dying? finding out that they were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and they left you nothing, including the house, oh and you have to be out by the end of the week, the bank is ready to re-possess the house, especially since your parents haven't paid the mortgage for 8 months. oh, by the way, happy birthday! written by KA

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

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A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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