brock has small hands for a small job

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

the power to turn magnetism into light

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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