- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What's 9 + 10 19 AB

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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