- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

woman's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave