- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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