Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

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What's white and horny? a unicorn.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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What's red and a cow? Red cow

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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