Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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