- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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