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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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