"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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