- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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