Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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