Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

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Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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knock knock? come in

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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