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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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