- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

#Getweird

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

A miserable man committed suicide.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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