what did jacob say to coach a joke

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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