- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

noah is a scrub jungle

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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