- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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