Cancer. Super Cancer.

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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knock knock... ...no answer

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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sfdg

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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