- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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