How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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