you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

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what is brown and wet? Muddy water

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- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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