- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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