Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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How High is a Chinese man

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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