Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

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What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

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How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

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I have magical powers. Try your best to not to follow these instructions: Ready? Go. You are now blinking your eyes. (strike 1) You are now breathing voluntary. (strike 2) You suddenly have an itch somewhere on your body. (strike 3) You lost. Thanks for playing my little game. Hope you enjoy thinking of a flying pink elephant with wings.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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dat shoe shine tho

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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