- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

I'm so punny.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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