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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

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