- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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