Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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A storm be brewin!

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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