Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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