Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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