Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

knock knock go away

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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