Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

your mum

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Justin Bieber.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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