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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

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