What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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