- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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