- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Knock, Knock! Go away!

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

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