Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

When life throws knives at you, run away.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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