What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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knock,knock you suck

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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How do you keep a blond in suspense?

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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