Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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