- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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