Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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Roses are red Im adopted

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

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What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

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How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

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What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

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What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

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Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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What do you call a leper in a spa bath? Say excuse me Sir (or Madam), I notice you have leprosy, did you know that it is treatable? MDT for multibacillary leprosy consists of rifampicin, dapsone, and clofazimine taken over 12 months. Dosages adjusted appropriately for children and adults are available in all primary health centres in the form of blister packages.[17] Single dose MDT for single lesion leprosy consists of rifampicin, ofloxacin, and minocycline. The move toward single-dose treatment strategies has reduced the prevalence of disease in some regions, since prevalence is dependent on duration of treatment. World Leprosy Day was created to draw awareness to leprosy and its sufferers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, seeing as the slaughterhouse was directly across the road from the farm where the chicken lived, the man who owned the farm led his flock of chickens across the street when they were of age and fattened up so that they could be inhumanly massacred in order to process an order of chicken nuggets.

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Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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