What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

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Fat? Jesse Z

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

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your a vagina says you, your a booby

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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