- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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