- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

A American seeking into mexico

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

roses are red violets are blue they really are

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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