- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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