- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

What is better than life? Nothing.

So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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