Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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