- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

u know whats a crime? rape

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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