- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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