I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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