Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

What ryhmes with turtle rape

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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