- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

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