- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Poop.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

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