Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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