- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Click here to end the world.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

I had friends on the Death Star.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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