when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

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So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Justin beiber..

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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