What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

knock knock go away!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Knock knock. Its open.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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