- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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