- Anti Joke

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

whats green and slimy? green slim

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

taking out the trash... at night

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer