- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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