- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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