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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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