Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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