- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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what's funny about war? nothing!

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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