- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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