penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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dat shoe shine tho

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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