A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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diarrhea.

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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Llamaworm

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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