Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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