- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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