what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

WILLY

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

no.

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

are you saying pam, or pan?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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