- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

mexicans fishing

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

This is not funny.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

Neil is a reterd.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

irish man drinking john smiths

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.