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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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