- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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