- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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