What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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Julian Ha.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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Anti Joke

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