- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

What's big and purple? Barney

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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