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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

Stop. Seriously stop.

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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