- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

1+1=2

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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