What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

You want to hear a joke? Republican

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

Skinny people fart less.

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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