- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

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