- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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