Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

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Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

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Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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a man was shot.... he died

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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