- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

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What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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