A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Why did the black man run out of the shop with items under his jacket? He was shopping for groceries, when his brother texted him, letting him know that his wife had just gone into labour. He then realised that it was a very miserable rainy day outside and he didn't have an umbarella, so he payed for his items, and ran to his car.

Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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