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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

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