- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

Wolfjob.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

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