what is worse than joel an infested asshole

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Black people.

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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