- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

A bar walks into a man

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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