- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

I have suicidal thoughts

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

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