Robin, get in the Batmobile.

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

I had friends on the Death Star.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

what is 3+3= 8

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

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What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Your mom is so old she died

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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