- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

why did katy fall off her bike?

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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