- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

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