A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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The holocaust

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How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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