What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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A lot eh?

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lol

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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The Princess is in another castle

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What is 9+10? 19

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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Justin Bieber.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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knock knock whos there open open who the door

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There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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