Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Pickles are powerful

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

Nickelback.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Anti Joke

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