- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

What's better than a stick? A stone

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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