Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

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What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

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Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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