- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

FUCK YOU

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

"Knock knock..." "come in"

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

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