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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

1)Where do you find a turtle with no legs? 2)Where? 1)Where you left it. 1)... Knock Knock... 2)Who's there? 1)...Not the turtle...

What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

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