- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

This is not a joke.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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