- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Your mom is so old she died

what is 3+3= 8

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

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