- Anti Joke

a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

Judge: Why did you hit your wife with a hockey stick, Mr. Johnson? Mr. Johnson: My father and mother were mutually abusive when I grew up. As you may have guessed, this gave me a skewed view of the dynamics between husband and wife, as well as causing me to hide my emotions from myself as a defense mechanism. As a sociopath, I feel no remorse for this occurrence.

Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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