Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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TELL

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

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The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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