- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

Black people being friendly.

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

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