- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

whats black and large -me

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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