Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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Neither did she.

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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kennah campion when she talks

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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