yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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