- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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