- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Rebecca Black's career.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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