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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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What's big and purple? Barney

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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