Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

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Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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