An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

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Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

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Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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what is big round and fat? Your MOM

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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