- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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