- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

ever tried african food? they neither

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