- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

whats the stage after cancer? you die

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

A man walks into a bar

sky silverstein

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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