How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

belly button

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

your mum

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

miha kako si?

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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