- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

Major League Soccer

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

The FCC

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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