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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

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