Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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What's white and gluey Glue

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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Why did Kristi drop her chap-stick? Kristi was of the many children held in hostage of the Jewish heritage during the times of Hitler's wrath. At the Concentration camps they were not given the opportunity to maintain a healthy, average diet thus decreasing her body strength. No longer could Kristi hold her chap-stick - alas her frail little fingers slowly released the cylinder shaped tube and hopelessly watched it hit the ground. As it hit the ground, a cloud of dust swept over Kristi's body. At the same time Kristi was taking a big whiff of fresh air (just kidding, the air at concentration camps were not fresh - it reeked of acid) she accidentally inhaled the dirt which fled through her body and made her faint. She woke up and it was a dream, lol.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

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Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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We found a cure for cancer. Death

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Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

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I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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