- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

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