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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Skrillex.

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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