- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Why did the chicken cross the road...

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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