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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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my mom died because she was morbidly obese

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what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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